Just knew Mike from Norfolk, who, incidentally, is the owner of Wallace the Wallaby for his previous witticisms, would come up trumps. This has Caption Competition written all over it. So, a couple of his suggestions:
“It all started when Hiawatha came to bathe nearby”
“I went to see the Doctor and he just said I was a big prick”
There were other suggestions, I hasten to add not from Mike, but they washed over my innocence. Something to do with batteries…
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